Culinary blockbuster. “Chronicles of the Kiev truffle, because I’ve heard it wrong again”

I want to tell you about my neighbor, she is Korinna Kiyanka, whose heart beats in unison with chestnuts, and whose soul exudes gastronomic revelations. She is not just a price maker, she is a true pioneer of new tastes. In the remaining hours of our stay with Kiev mortgages, we will predict an action-packed series with elements of drama and black comedy.

This plot is about jokes about “what’s new” in the culinary space of the capital and a heaping portion of tasty (and not so much) goodies. Episode 1: There is hope! (Because she bought into trends) It all started from what she believed: to get enough food, the soul of high gastronomy and new vibes. Moreover, Kiev never ceases to amaze with surprises. I read a lot on social networks about the fashionable new mortgage here on the borders of Podol and in the center

— let’s say, the ultra-current pop-up project Dvir 36 on Spaska and the much-lauded Asian bar “Zirochka” on Velyky Zhytomyr. — I want something fancy! - she said, put on the finest cloth and went in search of gastronomic zen. Episode 2: Come and get that epic disappointment At a new bet on a neighbor, check the first quest: find a free table on a Friday evening without a reservation (spoiler: the quest ends in a fiasco, but it doesn’t work out).

If you decide to sit at a table with a stylish interior, it’s time to go to the next menu. To finish it off: Author’s wild salmon tartare with avocado and truffle olive oil, garnished with petals sakuri.Reality from a neighbor: A waiter with a combed comb ironically announces: “Today we’ll run out of salmon, otherwise we can serve you pearl barley tom-yam with shrimp or avant-garde gnocchi with cured food.” tomatoes and poppy seeds.”

the neighbor, as a real mallet with character, is likely to react and make the very same poppy seeds. Episode 3: Climax and catharsis Strava arrives. It looks like a wave of current mystique—just an Instagram cry from the soul. she is afraid of the first zealous cow...

And I understand that poppy seeds crunch on your teeth just like Grandma’s poppy seed pie, seasoned with tomato sauce. “This is a fiasco, brother,” says the neighbor, watching the evening Kiev at the window, where she dares to spill other hungry and equally optimistic locals.

Ale here is the inviolable Kiev gene pool. Instead of bursting into tears, she takes a photo of this wonderful meal and puts it in a story with the caption: “Poppy gnocchi: treat yourself to a poppy seed roll at the light of the Italian mouth,” selects hundreds of likes and likes from friends who have also recently enjoyed gastronomic novelties. Epilogue The evening ends traditionally: the neighbor leaves the fashionable concept bar, laughs at her misfortune, walks into a nearby quiet Kiev bakery and reconsiders: jokes are new in Kiev - this is a sport that brings History and the best way to experience the savor of life. No matter how much she searched for her ideal relish tomorrow, we know one thing: without the benefits, Kiev would not be Kiev!

And did you have any such lapses?