Church organist Beatrice traded the 9th dozen and was never married. Everyone admired her kindness and responsiveness. Once a shepherd came to her to discuss a festive mass and she invited him to the living room. Beatrice asked the pastor to sit down and wait for her to make tea.
Looking at her old Hammond organ, he suddenly noticed a nice container of water on the lacquer cover of the instrument, in which a condom was floating brazenly. When Beatrice returned with a tray where tea was smoking a...

Valentine's Day February 14 in many countries of the world, and more recently in Russia, celebrate Valentine's Day, or Valentine's Day. On this holiday, lovers congratulate each other, and those who have not yet found their soul mate make a wish.
In America, it was customary to give marzipans on this day, which are quite expensive. In Japan, there is a tradition of giving sweets on this day. Chocolate is preferred. In the Land of the Rising Sun, February 14th is a holiday for men. A strong half ...

A man has a secret weapon, which is difficult for a woman to resist. Hands. Strong, powerful, reliable. Hands that carry warmth, comfort and protection. Attractive hands are like a magnet; hugging hands. And then you feel like a little girl or a sleepy kitten. Hands ... that caress, hold, soothe. And all the magic of their hands, when they are hugging and hugging gently and gently ... As last, as something most expensive in the universe, the best in this life. Frantic, stormy, tender, with love....

They sleep in our T-shirts, and look very funny in them. They love to be kissed without further ado. They gather for two hours, and then they say: "You see, I’m fast today." They love to wear socks on their legs. They do not know how to fight, but always feel safe next to us. They ask us what color they should paint their nails. They know how to fall asleep from massage at the most inopportune moment. They love when we stroke their hair. They carry us shopping happily, knowing full well that thi...